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You’ve created the perfect tombstone prop. It looks creepy, decayed and, well…you dig it. But what about that finishing touch?
That’s right: every awesome Halloween tombstone needs a GREAT epitaph.* Fresh out of killer ideas? These 10 sayings will knock ’em dead! Here are our freaky faves.
* An inscription commemorating one who has passed on, particularly as inscribed on a tombstone.
Don’t worry. Where you’re going, you don’t actually need much space.
We’re all for romance…but if she’d read this first, he’d have been the first one to go.
He’s undead eight times and counting.
Well now, isn’t somebody going to be surprised…
I mean…you unicycle blindfolded across the freeway in rush hour traffic just ONE time and this is what happens. Sigh.
We’ll never forget Frank. I mean Hal. No. Wait.
…and on…and on.
No kid of the 80s could possibly not have this tombstone in his or her haunt.
And of course…
We hope so! What’s Halloween without an unexpected visit or two? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!