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Stop Trick or Treating

By Chris Molnar

(To the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)

We wish you’d quit trick-or-treating,

We wish you’d quit trick-or-treating,

We wish you’d quit trick-or-treating

And come back in here.

You do this ev’ry October,

You know trick-or-treat is over,

The night’s getting dark and colder,

So please come inside.

You run place to place,

Still feeding your face,

We wish you’d quick trick-or-treating

Before you get sick.

Halloween is fine and dandy,

But you can’t just pig out on candy,

You embarrass your mom and daddy,

So please come back home.

We wish you’d quit trick-or-treating,

We wish you’d quit trick-or-treating,

We wish you’d quit trick-or-treating…

You’re forty-two.

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