Raise your hand if you got a good, hard sucker-punch to the gut this week when you heard that David Lynch, master of the deliciously bent, had died. I know. Me too. Mr. Lynch gave us so much. He tickled our collective creepy bone, took us on journeys into souls (The Elephant Man) and space (Dune), tossed us some neo-noir (Mulholland Drive) and pulled us behind the bushes to gossip about sex, booze and suicide […]

October is sooooo far away. (Sob.) But that doesn’t mean filmmakers aren’t delivering scares right now. Here are 3 January 2025-release thriller trailers (plus summaries) that look totally chilling. Psst. If you catch any of these cool releases, let us know in the comments what you think! Wolf Man Universal Pictures Release date: Jan. 17, 2025 We’re always down for another one of these. Ten years in the imagining and several in development, this version […]

Love Christmas? Also love all things wacky, weird and occasionally gross? Then check out these 5 weird Christmas candy choices…and stuff your stockings with some real surprises this year! Elf Barf Eew! We love this licorice in four fruity flavors and a barfy look. Each package comes with a free sticker, plus a hilarious visual on the front and the tagline “the real magic of Christmas comes from within.” LOL. Pickle Flavor Candy Canes We’ll […]

Hello, my spooky friends! As you know, we’re an Amazon Associates Program affiliate. And as my creepy little fingers were haunting my keyboard the other day for sparkling flavored water — I know, not very spine-tingling — I realized that Black Friday deals have already started at Amazon. Er mah gerd! While Sir David isn’t particularly happy that I found this out, I knew you would be. So I found some fun deals you might […]

At Melvira’s house, Halloween is never really over. So imagine my and Sir David’s delight when we came across the Reign of Terror Haunted House special event in Southern California set for early December. (Yeet!) Reign of Terror’s Ho-Ho-Horror event takes place on Dec. 6 and 7, 2024 ONLY from 7 PM – 11 PM at 285 N. Moorpark Road, Thousand Oaks, CA. Tickets are limited, so grab yours now. With the regular $39 pass, […]

UPDATE: Juice dropped two new tracks since the publication of this article. Scroll to Melvira’s Review below to hear them! * Wow. We just had a listen to something very different…and amazingly rockin’. Here’s our review of the new kids’ Halloween collection from Julius J. Davis Jr. (Psst! Want to hear the tunes? Scroll down to Melvira’s Review to listen right now.) * Kid-geared Halloween songs are a longstanding tradition, making their way into grownup […]