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Around here, we love a little morbid humor. But today, we’re taking a seriously tragic turn with these grave markers that have sad tales to tell.
We did our darndest to find sources (and stories). While some of the headstones below have legitimate histories, others speak for themselves.
What do they say to you? Let us know in the comments below…and as always, stay spooky.
Couple Embracing, Unknown Cemetery, NY
We were unable to find out which couple is buried here…but they’re remembered in nature’s most beautiful state, and it’s heart wrenching. Whatever one’s beliefs are (and trust me, we’re flexible on that around here), this looks pretty darned close to heaven.
Tom Sayers and Best Friend, UK
This crypt shows that even tough guys can have a heart. The site houses the remains of English bare-knuckle boxer Tom Sayers, who died in 1865, but is still watched over by his beloved canine companion. (Many tears over here.)
Unknown Child, MO
This sweet toddler’s grave marker bears a striking resemblance to memento mori, the Victorian portraits family members had taken after a loved one’s death. The parents had this toddler memorialized in a happy pose, complete with a baby rattle.
Cold Comfort, Nong Khai, Thailand
This couple enjoys a final embrace in what appears to be mutual comfort. It’s a grim yet somehow touching reminder that everything dies…except, perhaps, love.
Accused Witch Giles Corey, Salem, MA
Serial litigator Giles Corey was accused of witchcraft in 1692 — and was pressed under stones until dead. According to legend, his final, defiant words were, “More weight.” Now that’s kick-ass. Rest in peace, Mr. Corey.
Youngest Civil War Soldier, Stewart County, GA
Image: Sidestep Adventures
We’re parents of our own little goblins, so reading about Benjamin Williams, who fought in the Civil War and died at the age of just 11, broke our hearts. His headstone was found on farmland in Georgia. Sleep well, brave Benjamin.
Charles Pigeon and Wife, Montparnasse Cemetery, France
Charles Pigeon, inventor of the non-exploding gas lamp, is memorialized reading to his wife cozily at night on a life-sized bed. As odd as this grave marker may seem to some, we find it comforting…right down to the angel holding, you guessed it, a Pigeon lamp.
Baby Monster, Saar Pioneer Cemetery, WA
This tragic infant is buried near a John C. Monster, who was probably its father. “Monster” was this child’s actual surname. (Victorian-era parents often waited to give their infant a first name.) Most likely, this baby was as sweet as any other child — and as sorely missed.
Jamie, Chippiannock Cemetery, Rock Island, IL
This cradle was lovingly created…but it’s so very heartbreakingly empty. The spelling suggests this child was a boy; Jamie was once a common nickname for James. Though weathered, the marker still stands so this little one can always be remembered by those who loved him best.