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If you picture an autopsy rather than a cute curve-topped red shape when someone says “heart,” this article may just be for you. Let’s face it: not everyone conforms to the status quo. If your paranormal paramour is a lover of all things creepy, check out the sinister selections below this Valentine’s Day.
Human Heart Chocolate Candies
It’s easier to make chocolates and other candies than you think. Just buy the candy melts and a super-cool mold. Melt the chocolates in a bain-marie or slowly in the microwave (in 15-second increments). Pour, refrigerate to harden, then present to your favorite horror fan.
Chucky Loves Tiffany Card
Slay Valentine’s Day with this card that says you’ll be together…forever. He’ll be so excited, he’ll scream!
Kissing Skeletons Tapestry
You’ll catch your death of cold! Here – put this one on. Let your lover know you’ll never leave her hanging with this gloriously goth tapestry/throw.
Stitched Heart Necklace
How do you mend a broken heart? With the perfect gift! This cool Etsy seller crafts her own stitched hearts so you can show that some things really CAN be fixed…even if it takes darkness to do it.
Voodoo Love Doll
Put a spell on your intended with this freaky and fun gift. For an extra slash of fun, tell him you may or may not have gotten another one…and already used it. Then say with a very straight face, “Just kidding.”