Ugly Christmas sweaters have come a long way…but we’re not going to say in which direction. You can decide that for yourself with the 5 hideously holiday choices below. Want one for your very own? Click each pic to find out how. May your days be merry, bright…and absolutely hilarious.
Hairy Little Christmas Sweater
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We…can’t even. On the other hand, how can you resist the charms of this hairy chest holiday sweater? It’s even pierced strategically and hung with sparkling ornaments.
There’s so much not to love about this amazingly inappropriate sweater that we just know you’ll have to own one. Grab yours!
Mike Tython Thweater
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Okay…we’re just not sure why. You know?
What we do know is that this Mike Tyson new holiday classic is amazingly popular. It has more than 330 reviews at the publication of this article and an impressive 4.5-star rating. Yeth. Really!
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Work Break Sweater
Prove you’re on the naughty list this year: drop this ugly sweater on ’em at your holiday party this year.
If you’re having a passive-aggressive little Christmas, this can be the perfect gift for the boss, too. Just make sure you remain anonymous, or Sant’s little “gift” may become your holiday work bonus.
Deck Those Balls Sweater
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Have a ball! You will definitely be the most decked-out with this blindingly looped-and-hung bunch o’balls.
While this sweater isn’t morally offensive, it is definitely an affront to the eyeballs, earning it top billing in our list. On the other hand, you’ll definitely get them all drinking early in self-defense, so the party will be extra-merry in no time.
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Elves and Unicorns and Light Sabers, Oh My
What doesn’t this sweater have? It’s a choice that’s out of this world. Santa rides a unicorn wielding a sword a la Odin. With all that, Yule (get it?) definitely be covered (get it again?) this Christmas.
We know you’re going to want to wear this sweater everywhere. As a plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone you know begging to come shopping with you. Trust us, you’ve got the floor (and plenty of space) with this new holiday classic.
