Hey haunted friends, it’s that time of year again! Melvira has clawed her way out of the crypt to share her top picks for Amazon Halloween décor.
As always, tell us in the comments if you snag any of these ghoulish goodies. We’d love to—wait for it—pick your brain.
1. Edgar Allan Poe Throw Blanket
Feeling a creeping chill in the air? Quoth the raven: nevermore! Hide…er, cuddle…underneath this Poe-inspired throw.
2. Dennison “Bogie Books”
Vintage is where it’s at this year, so grab these Bogie Book reproductions packed with 1920s Halloween party, food and costume ideas. Display them on your wall or at your retro Halloween shindig.
3. Swaying* Eyeball Lights
Somebody’s always watching, amiright? These eyeballs “sway”* when the wind blows because they’re on flexible (eew) stalks. So cool.
4. Mini Yoga Skellies
Hasn’t anyone ever told you that yoga is good for your bones? They have now.
5. Horror Movie Knife Kitchen Mat
Careful with that knife! Oops, looks like we’re too late. This knife is reality more often than not in Melvira’s somewhat inept kitchen, but we promise her intentions are good. How about yours?
6. Alien Cow Abduction Inflatable
Yes, it’s trending. Please don’t ask us why. We’re just going with it. And BTW, it comes with a solid 4.75-star average review.
7. Vintage Curtain Ties
Vintage Halloween is trending…and we’re talking vintage as in, even before Melvira was born. (Yes, really. There was a time.) These swag ties are so cute and so throwback Halloween.
There you have it: 7 freakish finds from the frightening depths of Amazon Halloween. Grabbing one of these? Have a cool find of your own? Sound off below. And stay spooky, friends!
